Corrupt-a-Wish

Corrupt the person's wish before you.

Ex
Peron 1: I wish Bill Gates was my father

Person 2:But he forgot to put you in his will

here I go

I wish I was rich

but you married me...

I wish i was a rock star...

but got dropped during the crowd surfing


I wish I owned a zoo

you do...lol

Wish I had a pet....

But you hate animals.

I wish I owned the Dallas Cowboys.

but they lost every game


i wish i met Santa Claus

But he fell off your roof...


I wish I had either curly or straight hair not a mixture...

but it all fell out


I wish I could travel to another country

but you dont have a passport...

I wish I could loose 20lbs...

but the see food diet doesn't work too well



I wish I had super powers

But God knows what you'd use them for...

I wish I had a car..

but you drive into a tree

i wish i was in college

but you dont have enough money:P

I wish I could get my hair done and actually like it for once...

But your afraid of change..

I wish I was done christmas shopping.

but Black Friday was way too scary.


I wish i could travel through time

but you'd get stuck in a worm hole....

I wish I could sleep through the night...

but then all the babies cried at once



I wish I could meet an Ewok